Thursday, July 30, 2009 Y
Hey! this was what happened between my baobei and me ..
Me: Hey gf ,what do you want to do today arh ?
baobei: hmmm....you let me choose arh today ?
Me: haha , urbo ? knn
baobei:huh ! what did you say ?
Me:Uhmm....not...thing !
baobei: You confirm mah ? U where not happy ?
Me: What thing ! walaoo! hmm, my lanjiao not happy !
baobei:U sure that your Lanjia0 not happy arh? I call my sisters come arh !
Me: Haiz , come lorhhh !
baobei: steady bo ? i really call sia ! u don't humji leh .
Me: Steady ....uhh maybe not !
baobei: what the FUCK ! i hack care whether your ku ku jiao steam or whatsoever larh !
Me: Walaooo! Ehh , dun like that lurh ,baby .
baobei: knnbccb you darm fucking cb sia !
Me:Ehh sorry to tell you this baby ,budden I dun have cb , only got Lanjiao !
baobei: u go and suckyour own cork la hor ....so xialan with me ...!
Me: Ehh baby , why you today so violent sia ?How to suck my own cork ? can't laaa .
baobei: U fucking see your own manners first la dey ! Dare to tok to me so Xialan , u're asking for it .
Minutes later....
Me: Ouuchhh , ehh relax la baby....why you make so hard siol ? my cork is going to steam liao leh
baobei: i hack care like i said earlier ! So what sia .U cannot fuck ,is your problem !
Me: WalaooooO! Dun be so mean duh =.= Its not a matter about fuck or not ! Its my sperm can't come out later , then become impotent how siaaaa !
baobei: ehh , then go on lorh....CBK . Ehh ,I rather think u should be tai jian ! Cut off your ku ku jiao !
Me: DUN LIKE THAT LEH ! Your friends damn fuck sia . squeeze my lanjiao until so hard for what sia ? I also never disturb them !
baobei: Budden you disturb me & me me dulan mah ,so they help me settle ! you this cbk.
Me: i already told you that i have no cb liao , only got LJ !
Your Girlfriends damn fierce sia ! I scared scared ley ....see la , all your fault ,my body is full of scratches and blood leh ! Anyhow take my shirt out ,then take my pants then my boxers , sucks.
baobei: I really think that you deserve this kind of punishment lorh . oh my, the scratches are so deep.... ): sorry la dear D:
Me: hmm....haiz ....I also dun know what to say lurh . my nipple is so red liao , u see !
baobei: I'm really v3ry sorry la dear dear....what to do now ?
baobei's Girlfriends: Aiyooooo! Don't care about him lurh , he then fucking cb !
Joan:He just now keep kicking my breast & my cb sia ! Must teach him a lesson hor jie.
Priscilla: Ya lorh , ya lorh....he pulled my bra-strip just now .
Me: Ehh ! I didn't do that hor....
Joan & Priscilla: Dun try to deny lurh , Lanjia0 bin !
Me: Haiz ,there's nothing i can say liao la ...since you all so tambai !
baobei: DEAR~~~ Baby believe you kkz . I kn0w you didn't do that .
Byeeeeeeeee!
At 2:48 AM,
Another chapter of the love story began
